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Will’s World: Ain’t no celebration like a farmers’ celebration

For middle-aged males like me, there’s a component of jeopardy concerned in pulling your swimsuit out of the wardrobe whenever you don’t put on it fairly often, and much more so for a black-tie occasion.

Again in my Harper Adams and YFC days, after I was attending extra balls than the common Disney princess, it wasn’t an issue, however now I’ve bought a bit “older and sturdier”, as the current Mrs Evans lately described me (bless her coronary heart), it may be a difficulty.

See additionally: Farmers Weekly Awards 2023: Farmer of the 12 months

In regards to the writer

Will Evans

Farmers Weekly Opinion author

Will Evans farms beef cattle and arable crops throughout 200ha close to Wrexham in North Wales in partnership along with his spouse and oldsters.

When you’re sensible, you go for the insurance coverage coverage of getting these adjustable buckle-and-strap issues on the perimeters of your trousers.

However fortunately, as I’ve been on a health mission these days, this time they weren’t wanted and the entire thing fitted comparatively effectively.

Evans, Will Evans

Regardless of my finest efforts to seem like James Bond, I nonetheless managed to seem extra like a person who’d be much more snug in a pair of wellies and soiled overalls. You possibly can’t have every part, although.

Off to London and the Farmers Weekly Awards we headed, after a frantic few days of making an attempt to get every part completed at house.

We carried with us all the joy of a pair who’re, for as soon as, about to have an evening away with out a number of feminine youngsters in tow.

It’s all the time enjoyable recognizing fellow farmers in an city setting.

Sure, it’s the garments – checked shirt, chinos, gilet, vendor boots – but it surely’s additionally the wide-legged and decided stance of somebody completely braced for a tup operating into the again of their legs.

After which there’s the stroll – lengthy purposeful strides with arms held effectively away from the physique, like they’re carrying two full buckets of milk.

We didn’t have to attend lengthy, both, spying a conspicuous bunch additional down the practice station platform (what’s the collective noun for a bunch of farmers? An exhaustion? A moan? An overdraft?).

Farming being farming, it turned out that we knew a few of them, although as there’s not many people left anymore, it maybe shouldn’t have been a shock.

As all the time, after I go to London, stroll by means of Euston Station and listen to the announcement about pickpockets, the outdated man’s large metropolis recommendation rings in my ears: “Preserve your pockets subsequent to your balls, son.” And I did; you’ll be able to’t be too cautious.

We’d regarded briefly at staying within the resort the place the Awards are held, however after seeing the costs and finally getting over the shock, we booked a Travelodge a couple of miles away.

This meant a brand new expertise for us – getting an Uber. Aren’t we cosmopolitan?

The world’s friendliest driver proceeded to drive us to the bash, the place the farming group’s nice and good (and us) assembled, effectively and actually able to celebration.

Good firm

One of many first folks I noticed was former England batsman Sir Alastair Prepare dinner.

I nearly managed to restrain myself from dashing over to babble on about his wonderful 235 not out towards Australia in Brisbane, 2010.

I now remorse being too shy to say hi there, in fact, however nonetheless, we had FW opinion writers Ian Pigott, Stephen Carr and Cath Morley on our desk, so there was no scarcity of star high quality and expertise to affiliate with.

The spotlight, although, was the Awards themselves. Everyone knows that farming is a tricky gig proper now, so it was pretty to see the winners and their households and buddies celebrating their successes by dancing lengthy into the small hours. 

A joyous reminder that nobody does “work exhausting, play exhausting” like farmers. Effectively completed, everybody, and thanks for an exquisite night time.



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